Goucher College

 

Open Mic Night

(13 Apr 00)

Two weeks after their first show and without any intervening practice, Cronstadt Carver and Handsome Gretel played a second show at Goucher College as "The Flying Monkeys." Cronstadt carried out several music threats, first counting to fifty (at which point he was slapped by an outraged audience member), then trying to sell logo underpants and tapes of the first show. When he refused to stop singing until all the tapes were sold, one passerby offered him "a nickel to shut up." Undeterred, the song continued for seventeen minutes. The school subsequently banned The Flying Monkeys from future performances at the venue.

Setlist:
  1. 18 Years of Lameness
  2. Macaroni Mouth
  3. I'm Gonna Count to 50
  4. She's Got No Rhythm; I've Got No Blues
  5. Flying Monkeys Tapes Are Three Dollars